The Ramen Condoms That Took Over The Internet

You don't need this, but you absolutely want this.

Imagine a world where you can hide your condoms in plain sight. Cabinets, drawers, or the noodles section at Whole Foods.

Never experience the awkwardness of having your family find your stash of condoms that you never use anyways. 

The shrimp ramen condoms is only on sale this week only and will not be restocked.

Dank Tank Ramen Condom

$12.45 USD $14.99 USD
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Don't be silly, protect your noodle with this ramen condom

Made of 100% latex and comes pre-lubricated, this condom is safe to use, but not safe to eat. 

This condom is not flavored. Please do not try to eat it. 

Each box comes with 12 counts of individually packed condoms

  • Length: 18 cm
  • Width: 5.2 cm
  • Thickness: 0.06 mm
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word on the street

you said you were going to be a doctor and now you make condoms? i'm so disappointed in you

mandy, ceo's mom

Best thing ever

I enjoys this product with my friends who I shared them with and they became quite popular which made several people say that they might buy a few themselves. "Its fishy enough down there"

Bryant G

I Love Ramen

The packaging is absolutely hilarious, they look just like flavoring packets for real ramen. 5/7 would buy again.

Simon M

Fun gift

I got this for my boyfriend as a joke and he loved it. The product its self was a bit small for him though. But honestly just his reaction on getting the gift was worth it. Also, the box was a bit squished when it got here because of the mail people which was a bit annoying since it was a gift but oh well.

Aryes A.

Very disappointed by this gum? 

Flavor is disgusting and in no way takes like ramen. Plus side you can blow enormous bubbles!

Zack E.

what's on your mind

Are these actually functional?

All our condoms go through multi-step testing with our certified manufacturers with decades of experience to ensure that the final product functions as well as any other large brands.

Does it actually taste like shrimp?

Our condoms are not scented or flavored at all. It is only the packaging that indicates the flavor, but the actual condoms are just like any other regular condoms. 

If I have kids as a result of using this, can I name it after you?

Please don't.

I don't like using condoms, can I not use this?

Please communicate with your partner and get his or her consent prior to making this decision. 

I don't know how to use this.

We provide instructions on the back of the box. If you have questions regarding the application of this condom, we offer phone support to guide you through it.