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Questions that a 5 year old can answer
Do you ship to [country far far away]
We ship to every country in the world via USPS First Class parcel. Shipping to Canada takes 5-14 days and everywhere else 7-22 days.
But what about North Korea?
Can you imagine shipping any type of 'bomb' to North Korea at this time?
No? Because you only think about yourself.
Will there be more memes coming?
Absolutely! We just wanted to start off with a small selection at launch because we want to ensure quality is put into every one of these before we increase production and offer more variety.
2 years ago my ex gf told me I would never amount to anything. Due to scientific limitations, how was she able to predict the future so accurately?
It's mathematics actually. When she said you would never amount to anything she was talking about the Limit as time t approaches infinity. For the countable future you will always be something it's just as time goes on you will approach not amounting to anything. But don't feel too good about yourself, even though you amount to something (all be it minuscule at this point) to predict that you were convergent to 0, you must have had a strong series of failure for her to make her model.
How do I tell my parents that I don't want to be a doctor anymore?
This is usually a tough conversation for a lot of people to have. If you grew up wanting to be a doctor because of strict parental expectations, you might not know what you want to do besides being a doctor. In confronting your parents, it could be difficult because you don't want to upset them or strain your relationship. However, if this career path is indeed not one that you are passionate about and enjoy, it is better to stop it now than later.
Talk to your parents in a calm and non-confrontational tone. At the end of the day, this is your future, and all parents just wants to see their children be healthy and in a secure career. Understand that your parents may force you to become a certain profession out of love and care, and that if you could prove to them that you can achieve the same objective of being healthy and in a secure career, perhaps they would be more understanding.
Don't spend a majority of your time arguing, but rather listen to what they have to say. If you come off as aggressive, your parents might jump on the defensive side. Start the conversation in a calm tone and make the suggestion to change careers and see what they have to say about it. Evaluate their reasoning and try to see this from their perspective. Offer your own arguments for not wanting to be a doctor, and stress that you feel that continuing on this path would make you unhappy. Give them some positive points of what you are planning to do alternatively, and offer assurance that you will be equally safe and secure despite not going onto a career path that seem stable and comfortable.
When they ask you what you want to do, just tell them that you want to make meme bath bombs for a living.
Can I use y=mx+b to measure the slope of how downhill my life is going?
No because the m would be undefined